We formally invite you to...
DUMB
WHORE
COACHING.
We're a premium content creation and coaching service for Onlyfans creators in the Minneapolis area who are looking to get past their insecurities and become dumb(er) whores.We offer a one-of-a-kind, two-part experience that combines therapeutic-style coaching (not real therapy, let’s be clear) with boy-girl content production (yes, that part is real).Get past your insecurities and create content for your channel at the same time!☟ DUMB WHORES LOVE SCROLLING THROUGH WEBSITES ☟
HERE's THE DEAL.
It's hard being a whore. And it's even harder when you're insecure about it.Even the biggest content creators deal with some insecurities. And in this business, insecurities aren't just personal -- producing great content consistently is hard when you have awkward feelings about your own sexuality.That’s why we put together a premium coaching + content package, designed to kill two birds with one… no… bang two dicks at one time… no… okay, just read:
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☞ One (free!) preliminary half-hour coaching session—just a casual chat to talk through common sexual insecurities, no commitment necessary.☞ One full hour of hands-on confidence coaching—we’ll work with you to completely resolve one particular insecurity, such as shyness, body image issues, or the bad kind of slutty feelings.☞ A half-hour posture & movement coaching session—because being "awkward on camera" usually means you have some shame you need to work through.☞ One high-quality content collaboration—a sexy video shoot with our male talent, custom to your brand. (Personally, we like it rough, but it’s your channel.)
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The full experience is priced at $500—because it’s worth it. But since we’re brand new, we’re offering the first five “founding clients” an exclusive price of $250. And we'll give you a full refund if you aren't satisfied with our...uh...performance. No fake orgasms necessary.
(Note that we are not licensed therapists and this service is not a substitute for real therapy. Our male talent will be the one talking to you and...uh...he curses too much to be a real therapist.)☟ DUMB WHORES LOVE GETTING IN CONTACT WITH US ☟
Get in touch...
...both with us and your raw, honest sexuality.After you've filled out the contact form below, including a link to your Onlyfans profile in the Message box (this is mandatory), we'll email you in one to three business days to talk about whether this service is right for you.And as a reward for being a smart girl who can remember her name and email address, we'll also email you a free two-page guide with three simple, easy changes you can make to immediately cut down on chargebacks, get customers to engage with promotional material, and reduce complaints about subscription prices.(And if you just want the guide, you can just ignore our follow-up email. We love a cold-ass bitch around these parts.)Now, do it. Type in your info and press the Submit button. We both know you're a dirty girl who loves to submit...contact info.
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